This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I'm a tough man, but I cried 16 times during this game. This game is the peak of an artistic medium, and the peak of art in general. Next time you have the argument on if video games are art or not, bring up Shrek Extra Large. It's sad the DICE have gone down hill and started making games like "Field of battle five" or whatever. Next time you have the argument on if video What can I say that hasn't already been said about Shrek Extra Large? Ignore any negative reviews, if your not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of this game then I understand how you could be frustrated.
What can I say that hasn't already been said about Shrek Extra Large? Ignore any negative reviews, if your not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of this game then I understand how you could be frustrated. My love for this game transcends any number on the world, and it gets me, pretty chubbed. I give this game a 10 because there is not higher number on this scale. It forever changed humanity, curing world hunger, killing off the Farquaads of our society, and bringing us a golden age that hasn't been upon us since 69 BC "The Year of the Ogre". Then on October 31st, 2002, Shrek Extra Large was released. People wandered the dank streets with much less than an onion in hand. Various Farquaads held on to the last bits of power they could and things were bleak. I had yet to see the eternal light that is Shrek Extra Large, and things we're. It was a summers eve when I first played this game (this was when Al Gore tried to kill President Bush(this was not reported on by the mass media)) and these were dark times. Various Farquaads held on to the last bits of power they could and things were This game DID change my life. > I am crying > I was only nine years old >I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a **** > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek >I called him a **** > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Shrek > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp" > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now" > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek >I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
I was only nine years old >I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise